Avocado Smoothies and Anime Nazis

I bought a blender this week. I am very happy with it. It is addressed cheap little thing, and I am sceptical that it will crush ice or frozen fruit, but we have been enjoying smoothies with kale, apple, banana and everything else Joe Roganesque health nuts on YouTube recommend.

Not to sound too much like a consoomer but I have been oddly taken with the …