In Which "Army of the Dead" Fills Me With Existential Horror

To be honest I only watched Zak Snyder's new film Army of the Dead because Big Dave Batista had a starring role. Dave “Batista” Bautista was a fairly average babyface (or good guy) in the WWE who embraced his inner douchebag as a heel (or bad guy) and became far more charismatic and entertaining. It turns out that he is a pretty good actor as well: not …