In Which Your Host Becomes a Masculinity Guru

Do you want to be a real man? Do you want to embrace the beast within? Do you want to make men fear you and women long for you?

Well, look elsewhere. You aren’t going to get much help from me. I have trouble gaining weight and I listen to emo music. You can say what you like about my work but no one could suggest that I present myself as a paragon of tra…